Turtle Massage

entwistle:

if I had to contact like….my 6th grade self, it would go somewhat like this.

(Source: vintagemickeymouse, via girlyhina)

ruinedchildhood:

burn the witch

ruinedchildhood:

burn the witch

(via vicious0)

lambo-san:

cold bloo that’s fuckin COLD

(Source: actualyamamototakeshi, via doctor-david-brinner)

child's therapist: your child has a mental disorder
parent: i'm supportive, understanding, and loving. i will do all i can to help my child.
child: i can't do this because my disorder makes it very hard.
parent: you're lazy
parent: you're immature
parent: get over it it's not that big of a deal
parent: grow up
parent: don't tell anyone about your disorder you should be ashamed of it
child: i'm insulted and i think your comments are abusive
parent: i've done nothing but support you with this!!!!
walkinginastraightline:

Bow down to the ogrelord

walkinginastraightline:

Bow down to the ogrelord

i-cant-queer-you:

Expands when wet

i-cant-queer-you:

Expands when wet

followersofshrek:

The Shrekeining is upon us will you be ready join the followers of shrek and be ready.

followersofshrek:

The Shrekeining is upon us will you be ready join the followers of shrek and be ready.

la-mas-capo-soy-yo:

Shrekmovil is here

la-mas-capo-soy-yo:

Shrekmovil is here

savingpvtswain:

He’s coming for you

savingpvtswain:

He’s coming for you